Mom didn't go to bed until quite late - searching (again) through all our luggage for items she knew she packed but had forgotten where. Between that and her waking up several times in the night, neither of us really got that much sleep.
When we got up to start the day, I was pleasantly surprised by what I saw in through the fog: Someone was doing tai-chi outside! I could almost believe I'd stepped into a martial arts movie.
On the bus, Mr. Lee and Miss Huang continued with facts, trivia, and jokes about people of legend and the Great Wall. But before we could go on to become "heroes" (more on that later) we had to make another shopping stop: A jade museum.
The front room of the museum featured glass cases filled with old artifacts and a mock workroom with people working on carvings. A tour guide brought us into a quiet room to give us more information about jade ("the Chinese love jade" and "China is considered the Kingdom of Jade") - before redirecting us to the sales and show room.
Mom was nervous as we walked freely looking at what was available. There was no way we would be buying anything, but what if I knocked something over? On the plus side, the really expensive stuff was underglass.

(Right) "Happy Family" jade balls carved out of one piece of jade. There are five layers that can move independently inside each other. A lot skill is required to carve this, and even a simple design would take an artisan 7 days to make.
Finally, we were back on the bus and on the way to the Great Wall.
Miss Huang told us
the Great Wall had been started over 2500 years ago, however the section we were visitng was only 500 years old.
While it shouldn't have been a surprise, it still felt strange to see the entrance so overcrowded with souvenier shops and little cafes. All those, I figured, I could visit later. Mom and I were going first to climb.
(Left: Mom takes the first steps up, and is on her way to becoming a hero.)
Today's weather forecast, posted in the hotel lobby, predicted 19-27 degrees C, foggy and cloudy with chances of rain. It had sounded fairly reasonable for physical activity outside... but despite not having scorching sun, it was still not an easy climb. The air was humid making it difficult to breathe and the steps were never quite even. In some places there weren't any handrails.
Mom eventually decided to turn around, but I stubbornly continued, resting my ankle when I needed and keeping an eye on my watch. .
It got busier. I saw more people from my tour as well as another tour group wearing t-shirts identifying they were from South America.
Up and up. There was the second tower, then a bit further on there was the "Heroes" giftshop, and then finally The Great Wall Hero's "Plateau" (I'm not sure of the exact translation).
While I felt pretty good to have reached these points, I was also a little annoyed about the whole "hero" thing. It was after all, a logical fallacy. The Chinese proverb everyone kept quoting roughly translates as this: "Not climbed the Great Wall, not a hero (/good man)*". It should not mean climbing the Wall makes one a hero! And yet, everyone was congratulating themselves on making hero status. Maybe this is all joke (a "I've done plenty of heroic things, but I couldn't call myself a hero until I did this!" in a sarcastic/ironic kind of way) and I'd completely missed it. Regardless, I think the real people laughing are the souvenier merchants.
I climbed a little further and then decided it was time to descend. As predicted, it was harder on my ankle to go down.
When I made to the bus there was still 10 minutes to Mr. Lee and Miss Huang's return deadline. Perfect. Or, so I thought. Lisa and Lucy saw me first and were quick to wag their fingers: "You're mom's so worried about you!"
I find Mom and calm her down. I'd returned to the bus before the deadline - what I'd told Mom I'd do - but, I'd not taken in consideration when Mom would start to worry about me and start looking for me. The two times are evidently not the same. Great, now everyone must think I'm bad daughter.
* Often cheekily followed with the rhyming verse: "Climbed up the Great Wall, a body of sweat". This makes me chuckle.
"Everything's big - like Texas."
~ One of our American tour members
Passing farms and an abandonned Disney theme park, we arrive at a tour popular restaurant for our "peasant" meal. We were each given one dumpling each (a famous Northern favourite) and then ate slightly simpler food than the previous night (note the deepfried sweet and sour fish). Still, I could not could not believe a peasant could afford such a meal.
After lunch, we slipped into the attached souvenier mall funnily named "The Friendship Store".
We were given a little time for shopping before being bused away - to another medicine shop. This institution was located far away from anything else, and the salesperson boasted that the product was exclusive to those who visited them directly. He was energetic and engaging and spoke in Cantonese. That last point maybe why even though it all sounded like snake oil (essentially 3 topical products supposedly did everything from keeping bugs away, to healing burns, to relieving menstural and muscle pains, to treating acne...) Mom ended up buying a set. I know she wanted some of it for Grandmother and some of it for our various aches and pains. I'm skeptical, but the salesperson slapped on the patch version of the product on my ankle, and it did feel... a bit tingly.

Twice the size of the Forbidden City (though mostly water), the Summer Palace supposedly has been designed to look like a different area of China. To achieve this the lake and mountain were man made. There are supposedly 10,000 paintings decorating various surfaces of the bridges and buildings (with no repeats).

Beautiful as it is, the funds for its restoration and expansion by the
Empress Dowager Cixi had been taken away from the Navy, which Mr. Lee indicated led to "The Downfall of China" (i.e. China was ill prepared to defend against the Japanese invasion).
I could see how this place could be a relaxing refuge - but for all the people and being on a tour. We speedily wove between other tour groups to complete an abreviated circuit of the grounds and then we were off again - to be stuck in a traffic jam.
We crawled back to urban Beijing. From the window I could see no graffiti, but the vendors spilling onto the streets must have violated some kind of traffic law.
Eventually, we arrived at the restaurant for our final planned Beijing experience: Peking Duck. Chefs with masks carved the ducks in front of our table, and then a waitress used chopsticks and a fork to demo the proper way to make the wrap. I pretty much just used my hands when it came time to prepare my own.
It was dark when we left the restaurant. Waiting outside our tour bus was a man trying to sell his LV purses and wallets. Mom dragged me onto the bus and the others laughed at how she managed to save me again.
In the short ride back to the hotel, Mr. Lee talked about tips (actually less than what I thought it would be) and let us know the times we'd have to meet him in the lobby the next morning. Ah, it would be sleeping in compared to the past two days! But Mom has other plans - wake up early to (re)pack.
More photos and details of the day here.