"Eating at a Vegan restaurant is like watching a movie." Ryan said as he came back from lunch. In his big annoucer's voice: "Tofu starring as Chicken in Tofu Chicken Burger..." What could we do but laugh? Ryan's not your typical accountant... or maybe it's just monthend and we're already out of it. This is the time of the month that relatively sane and mild-mannered people decide that the bane of their existence is the adding machine that won't print properly, and the only way to deal with it is to pound on the keys... repeatedly. Yes, that was me. Date stamping and G/L stamping the mail may provide moments of venting - but really it's the acts of violence towards office equipment that's most satisfying. Maybe they should start making them out of rubber. No, I do not need an anger management class.

To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

~ William Blake, Auguries of Innocence